One week down, and the Housemates are getting on each other's nerves, acting like 'a bunch of retards at a retard convention '. But thanks to a new exciting rule about how nominations will be carried out– its happy slapping for the housemates this week…

With Ikmael and Johyni now out of the house, it has left only three contestants remaining; Trent, Elizabeth and Gari.

It was expected that the shock of losing two housemates would bring them closer, however this has not been the case…

A new rule has been brought in to the house this week; if a housemate wishes to nominate another for eviction, they must slap them…

Gari, being the eldest and the most annoying (thanks to a mixture of mime, nudity and stand-up comedy), has copped a lot of nominations from her housemates, including a few from Stinky ,although this could be due to involuntary spasms caused by liver failure (See Week One)

"Gari Gets nominated by Stinky...."

Trent has not been getting on well with Elizabeth, with him describing her as “boring, quiet and lazy”. Little does Trent know that this is due to Elizabeth being permanently in a drug induced state.

In fact news that Trent is not getting on with girls is no surprise to a group of leading psychiatrists, with one calling it “classic displacement tendencies”, while others are just calling him a “deadly psychopath” after it was revealed that Trent had brutally slaughtered his entire family at the age of 8 over a television program. (See Meet the Contestants)

Trent has only received one nomination slap so far. His plan of avoiding all slaps was working until he was caught off guard by a seemingly comatose Elizabeth, when she slapped him hard across the face. Although looking well timed, this was infact a delayed reaction from a few days ago when she tried to swat a fly….

"Trent is caught off guard..."

Gari has tried to nominate Trent several times, but due to his violent past he counteracts this with a punch to the face, before she can “nominate” him…

"Things get slightly out of hand in the Horsing Around House...."

Controversy has hit the Horsing Around house, with news that former housemate Johyni Hashokawa (who left after launching a firework inside is own anus), is going to be returning.

A poster from Johyni's upcoming comeback tour, capitalizing on his fame in the horsing around house..

So as tension mounts, it is certain that there will be more tears, more slaps and more shocks to come over the next few days..

Johyni's shock arrival in the house is met with a few problems, and Geri's dark secret past catches up with her......