Johyni has refused to come indoors, stating he now suffers from severe claustrophobia after being stuck inside a trash disposal unit for 4 hours after one of his magic tricks went wrong. (See Week 2)

Elizabeth, now suffering from even more debilitation, has not been able to leave the confines of the Emergency Care Room (formerly the rewards room). Doctors are still unclear as to what could have caused this rare affliction. Chief Doctor, Dr. Russell says that “Flu could account for her dizziness and headaches, but not for her two broken legs, ruptured appendix and her perforated lung…”

 "Struck down by a mysterious disease, known only as Spalko's Syndrome, Elizabeth recovers in the make shift emergency care room"

After her narrow eviction escape last week, Gari has decided to reinvent herself in order to gain more fans. Gari, utilizing skills she learned at “Boingo’s Clown Academy for Women over 30”, she has decided to pursue a career in the circus.

Adding to her already impressive mime routine, Gari has also decided to incorporate juggling into her act, a move that was, perhaps ill-advised. It seems that Alcohol has caused yet another casualty in the Horsing Around house, leaving Gari now permanently blind in one eye (a horrific, yet poignant example of the consequences of juggling forks whilst intoxicated).

" a horrific, yet poignant example of the consequences of juggling forks whilst intoxicated"

Bookies have tipped Johyni to be the horsing around champion, and have also tipped Elizabeth as the most likely to be evicted. Mind you these were also the same bookies that tipped Michael Jackson to become the next pope last year.

The Horsing around Producers have come up with a new way of nomination for the housemates. If one of the housemates wants to nominate another, they must go to the diary room and perform a chicken dance. The Housemates were outraged at this proposal because, a) they didn’t want to degrade and humiliate themselves on national television and b), Johyni wouldn’t come in the house, Elizabeth is paralyzed and therefore is unable to the dance, and Due to her recent blindness Gari is still getting used to walking without falling, let alone performing any dance.

With these comments taken onboard, the producers came up with yet another way. A photograph of each of them was placed on the floor of Stinky’s stable, and which ever photo was covered in the most horse shit, would be nominated.

 "Johyni now spends most of his time with stinky, the alcoholic horse"

Unfortunately due to a spate of diarrhea for Stinky, all the housemates have been nominated.

 "With all the housmates nominated, they find themselves in deep shit......literally.."

Tune in Soon for Week 3-Eviction.